A crazy collection of cute colorful cardboard characters. Each stand-up figure holds a different message, and comes with a detachable wooden base. They measure approximately 9 x 4 1/2 inches. Collect the whole set!................................................................................ Only $5.00 each
0119 ..If only you were here to upset me!
0131 ..If youre looking for a friend, Id like to apply.
0142 ..When all else fails, eat!
0156 ..Your illness license has expired report back to health immediately!
0165 ..Be nice to me and other living things.
0196 ..Reports of my being alive and well have been grossly exaggerated.
0231 ..Maybe Im lucky to be going so slowly because I may be going in the wrong
0232 ..Help! Im in desperate need of some overwhelming pleasure.
0235 ..With minimum maintenance, I could give you years of faithful service.
0259 ..I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
0260 ..If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
0277 ..No wonder Im all confused one of my parents was a man, the other was a
0283 ..Im in search of myself have you seen me anywhere?
0305 ..Why is everybody behaving as if there were no reason to panic?
0367 ..My final decision is: Maybe.
0389 ..Ive found the secret of happiness total disregard of everybody.
0433 ..I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
0476 ..Ive tried everything else, but I keep coming back to sex.
0519 ..I feel much better, now that Ive given up hope.
0826 ..I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
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