Pot-Shot #...............................................Text...................................................................
0079...... It’s really quite a simple choice: Life, death
or Los Angeles.
0118...... I’m just moving clouds today – tomorrow I’ll
try mountains.
0135...... Please don’t ask me what the score is – I’m
not even sure what game we’re playing.
0142...... When all else fails, eat!
0147...... Slowly but surely, I’m getting nowhere.
0171...... Force yourself to relax.
0179...... I don’t need a great deal of love but I do need
a steady supply.
0184...... Appreciate me now and avoid the rush.
0205...... Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
0212...... All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
0247...... Please don’t ask me to keep in step – It’s
hard enough just to stay in line.
0431...... If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment
without having to
.............. accomplish anything.
0433...... I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
0676...... Help improve my appearance – I’m much better
- looking when I’ve been hugged.
0702...... If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy
doing it badly.
0759...... I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire
the problem.
0800...... Incredible as it seems, my life is based on a true
story.
0826...... I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking
for a good fantasy.
0830...... Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an
annual free trip around the
.............. sun.
0843...... It’s possible that my whole purpose in life is
simply to serve as a warning to others.
0892...... Don’t be afraid to give some of yourself away…it
will all grow back.
0904...... Today I hate you but try me again tomorrow
0951...... It’s good to know that, if I behave strangely
enough, society will take responsibility
.............. for me.
0980...... You smile is one of the great sights of the world.
0988...... Be kind to teachers -- those who don’t deserve
your respect may at least deserve
.............. your pity.
0994...... NOT NOW -- and maybe not later either.
0999...... The effort of getting up in the morning usually exhausts
me for the rest of the day.